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THE BALLAD OF SUZIE & AL WORDS & MUSIC BY VAN TREEK, BRAJER & HARS…2006
HERE’S THE STORY OF SUSIE & AL, A REAL NICE GUY & A REAL COOL GAL. THEY HAD A PROBLEM WITH THEIR NEIGHBOR OVER THE LINE, "IF YOU WANT TO FEUD WELL THAT’LL BE JUST FINE".
AL REVVED UP HIS TRUCK AND GAVE IT THE GUN, THEN SENT HIS NEIGHBOR ON THE RUN. SHE LEAPED OVER THE HEDGE AND INTO A DITCH, AND SAID “SUSIE, SICK DUKE ON THAT NASTY BITCH”.
HIS TRUCK’S RUNNING HIGH WITH TENNESSEE PLATES, AND SENT HER OFF TO THE GARDEN GATES. AL REACHED BACK FOR ANOTHER SLUG OF SHINE, MADE IT DOWN TO THE BORDER TO THE STATE LINE.
NOW THEY ENDED UP IN A COURT OF LAW, AND KELLY’S LAWYER WAS HER MA. NOW, IT REALLY DON’T PAY TO TELL A LIE AND RILE UP NICE FOLKS, DON’T EVEN TRY.
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