THE LOUDEST CAR ON CAMPUS

WORDS & MUSIC BY VAN TREEK, BRAJER & HARS…2000

IT WAS QUARTER TO EIGHT,

HE WAS RUNNING LATE.

WITH A 440 ENGINE AND A POSE REAR.

YOU CAN HEAR THAT MOTOR WHINE,

WHEN HE HIT SECOND GEAR.

HE’S GOT THE LOUDEST CAR ON CAMPUS,

LOOK AT HIM GO.

COMING UP THE HILL,

ALREADY LATE FOR CLASS.

NOW HE’S GOT MISTER. FOX UP AGAINST THE WALL,

AND SHOWED EVERYONE THAT THE CAR HAD BALLS.

THEY WANTED TO TAKE HIS CAR AWAY,

NOT THIS SUMMER, NOT TODAY.

THE COPS TRIED TO CATCH HIM IF THEY COULD,

BUT HE’S WORKING ON THE BOARDWALK,

DOWN IN WILDWOOD.