WORDS & MUSIC BY WOOLLEY, VAN TREEK, BRAJER & HARS…2000

HEADING OUT TO SEASIDE,

LOOKING FOR THE WATER RIDE.

WENT TO THE CASINO PIER,

LOOKING FOR SOME ICE COLD BEER.

RIDING ON THE CAROUSEL,

PICKING UP SOME SEASHELLS.

THE SUN IS SETTING ON THE BAY.

NOW, IT’S TIME TO GO AND PLAY.

SEE HER IN HER TOMMY JEANS,

GOING OUT TO MAKE THE SCENE.

WAITED UNTIL AFTER DARK,

SHE HEADED OUT TO SEASIDE PARK.

WENT TO THE BERMUDA CLUB,

SHE ENDED UP AT THE HUB.

DOING SHOTS OF CUERVO GOLD,

NOT DOING WHAT SHE’S TOLD.

CLEAR THE FLOOR SHE’S DOIN’ THE HOOCHIE DANCE,

A FEW MORE SHOTS AND SHE’LL BE IN A TRANCE.

TAKE OUT YOUR MONEY TO BUT HER A DRINK,

WILL SHE OFFER?

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

GO JENNY GO!

NOW SHE’S TAKING OFF HER PANTS,

GETTING READY FOR THE HOOCHIE DANCE.

ROCKING TO METALLICA,

SHE DOESN’T EVEN WEAR A BRA.

AUNT FLO IS FROM RED BANK,

SHE’S THE ONE WE HAVE TO THANK.

HEADING TO THE JERSEY COAST,

TO SEE THE BAND THAT ROCKS THE MOST.

NOW SHE’S LEAVING VINNY'S HOUSE,

IN HER BAG IS WENDY’S BLOUSE

NOW SHE’S WEARING PAM’S NEW DRESS.

AND TOOK AWAY HER HAPPINESS.